DAY 20 RESULTS

[pandatrash]

SIIIINGLE EXECUTIOONNNNN!!

Huh... somehow that doesn't have the same impact. Anyway, congratulations, bitches! You got one of the killers!

Kaiba: 3
Ulaz: 5

Stay tuned for Ulaz's home-cooked Earth-style execution! GEH-HEH-HEH!

Comments

[maege]

"Acceptable"—Whatever, I'll take it.

[first of all, Kaiba, why, second of all Mae doesn't actually make significantly better food decisions because she makes a beeline for the freezer, gasps, and all but throws a tub of ice cream onto the counter.]

Yeesssss, they restocked! Please don't be full of worms.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[because food is a hassle, plus he likes that orange-color flavor]

Worm ice cream would be high in low-cost proteins. That's where the future lies.

[maege]

No. No. This stuff is so good, and I can't get it at home, and you are not ruining it for me.

[peeeeks under the ice cream tub lid and cheerfully tears it right off when it is, in fact, not full of worms, but instead is wormless neapolitan flavor]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[look man, it'd be good for body-builders and others watching their protein intake]

Could be crickets, they grow fast and give you a nice texture, too.

[maege]

I already regret my vote.

[slams some bowls and spoons on the table with SUCH INDIGNATION]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[rudely looks more pleased than offended]

Can you honestly say it'd be so terrible? You've never tried it, have you?

[maege]

I'm not a lizard! I'll die before I try eating a cricket, and if you see it happening, my soul's probably been sacrificed to Duma and you can and should just kill me.

[takes a spoonful of chocolate ice cream right from the tub, inspects it like she's worried there's gonna be a cricket in it, and puts it right in her mouth instead of using the damn bowls she got out]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[it's your day, you deserve it]

You've probably already eaten a few without knowing it. And with what they're serving us here, who in the hell even knows?

[maege]

Eeeewwww! [waves the spoon at him threateningly?!?!] No, stop it, this might just be my last chance to eat this stuff, you are not ruining my appetite. Shut it.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Maybe I'm just trying to whet it by alerting you to some new taste sensations.

[somehow he's mostly kept a straight face]

[maege]

I can't live like this.

[and just, throws the spoon she hasn't been eating with right at him]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[catches it and laughs like the badass villain rival he is!!!]

[...though only for like one text box-worth of wa-hahas since he doesn't actually want her to kick his ass]

[maege]

[i mean okay not that she couldn't kick his ass but she's caught so off guard by getting him to laugh even if it's smug supervillain laughter that she just bursts out guffawing like this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to a person in all of history]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[looks terribly embarrassed offended for a beat before deciding fuck it, if anyone's allowed to laugh in his face, she's probably on that really short list]

...

[maege]

[GOD OKAY GIVE HER A SEC, clutching her side as she theatrically wipes away a tear that may not actually even be there]

Hee hee—Sorry, sorry, I wasn't expecting that at all. Hehe, man, it's been a long day, I dunno about you but I needed that!

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Hmph.

[though it's more of an accomplished 'hmph' than an irritated 'hmph' so there's probably not much to worry about here, especially as he just uses the spoon to scoop the ice cream into her bowl]

What you need to do is put this back into the freezer before it gets all melty.

[maege]

Oh, that's cute, you think I'm going to leave any of this left for anyone who isn't us two. It's adorable, how you think I have that much self-control.

[shoves the whole ice cream tub at him while she eats the ice cream now placed in her bowl like an actual civilized creature]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[sigh]

[FINE he will put away the food himself, like he's no more than the help, sure]

At least you remembered me in that statement, that's a start.

[maege]

Nooooooo! [REACHING LONGINGLY FOR THE ICE CREAM AS IT DISAPPEARS INTO THE FREEZER] You were supposed to help me eat that, jerk.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

That's what the bowl of ice cream is for, the one right in front of your face. We aren't animals, Mae.

[maege]

What I'm hearing is that I'm going to give you this bowl, and go back and take the container so I can eat from it, because I know no better and can and will not be convinced otherwise.

[don't make her sit here and eat ice cream alone like a loser, then it's just comfort ice cream instead of a party???]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[he picks up his own bowl, which isn't completely empty, though it's hardly as enthusiastically full as Mae's, and tuts]

Finish what's on your plate and you can go get more. No point in escaping death to just end up with death by chocolate.

[maege]

Ughhh. Yeah, yeah, okay, mom.

[she's trying to make a big display of grumpy eating her ice cream and it's proving to be impossible, because she's eating ice cream]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[wrinkles his nose]

You sound like my little brother. You'll all be thanking me when your teeth don't fall out because they're all cavities.

[maege]

Aw, you didn't mention you had any siblings. I'm here for a good time, not a long time, though, and going right back to making bad sugary decisions as soon as we're done here, so your well-practiced brotherly scolding skills are useless on me.