DAY 20 RESULTS

[pandatrash]

SIIIINGLE EXECUTIOONNNNN!!

Huh... somehow that doesn't have the same impact. Anyway, congratulations, bitches! You got one of the killers!

Kaiba: 3
Ulaz: 5

Stay tuned for Ulaz's home-cooked Earth-style execution! GEH-HEH-HEH!

Comments

[afailedmurder]

We do, but I'm not going back there.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[raises an eyebrow]

Throwing it all away for "love"?

[afailedmurder]

That has nothing to do with it. I hate that place with every fiber of my being.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

And you think someplace else will be better?

[afailedmurder]

Oh, I'm sure everywhere is terrible. But at least it won't be personal.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[shrugs]

If it's that big of a deal. And if they actually hold true to their promise to send us wherever.

[afailedmurder]

[snortlaughs in the way of someone who can't even handle considering the possibility]

If they don't, I might burn down more than just the library next time.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Can you at least make an attempt not to be criminally insane? Isn't having a supposedly significant other supposed to help with that sort of thing? I'm pretty sure there's still some yoga videos in what's left of the library.

[afailedmurder]

I'm fine. That was at least 60% joking.

[handwaves]

Besides, why would having a significant other stop me? Personally, I think that torching a building is an excellent date night activity.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

In theory, some of the hormones excreted during physical contact positively affect mood. I don't really care about the property destruction, but don't try to jump onto the murder train now that it's left the station; you just seem like an old person trying to use kids' slang.

[afailedmurder]

I'm the one who seems like that, Mr. Hormones-Excreted-During-Physical-Contact?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I don't have any interest in what the kids say, so long as they are saying it while at a KaibaLand theme park or using a KC-branded Duel Disk.

[afailedmurder]

Are you serious? I legitimately can't tell.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Hmph, I forget that you're ignorant of even the most common knowledge. Under my leadership, Kaiba Corporation has shifted from a middling player in the arms business to become one of the leading forces in the entertainment industry. KaibaLand USA is on track to open in the spring.

[he sounds genuinely proud of that beneath the general smarm]

[afailedmurder]

Have you ever thought that you might be a narcissist?

[says the guy who made himself a personal logo to slap on his briefcase so that even at a distance no one could ever mistake him for some OTHER boy detective who goes to the same barber as Light Yagami]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Narcissism is when you think you're the center of the universe. When you actually are, it's just fact.

[afailedmurder]

[sometimes when you're at the limit of stress and exhaustion, an unexpectedly funny thing becomes the funniest thing in the world. that is why Akechi starts uncontrollably laughing like a goddamn lunatic]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[if anyone can empathize with this, Kaiba can, so he lets him go at it. It's like after you drink too much, gotta just let it all out.]

[afailedmurder]

[eventually it subsides, Akechi catching his breath as he wipes the tears from his eyes]

What am I even doing?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Keeping it together. For better or for worse, this is almost over, and we can finally worry about something new.