Uuugh, who's the next best nurse who isn't me or dead.

I bet it's McGonagall and she's gonna juuuuudge us. [ More than she already might for all the murder, uuuugh, she definitely can't text her to come pick them up, mostly because she's already blown her text for the day and also because Minako fuckin' Aino doesn't need to text any mother figures she's too cool ]

I don't wanna tell McGonagall about this, I don't wanna take the stairs, let's just agree that Kaiba owes us his life double nowww.

[ not too cool to crawl to the elevator. slowly, hand over hand, like she's in a far side cartoon about being lost in the desert ]

If there's a bomb in the elevator what's the plan, I don't trust elevators not to pull anything shady.