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pandatreasure ([personal profile] pandatreasure) wrote in [community profile] randangonpa2018-02-04 04:35 am

ENDGAME/EPILOG



[In the control room, the raccoons float quietly in their pods; none of the wild cackling from before, no raucous mocking—Where did those pesky animatronics go, anyway? Maybe not every question has been answered, but...how much does it matter? The lost souls are back, tangible and whole, though marked still by whatever's done them in. Maybe those scars and aches won't fade, either.

A metric fuckton of experimenting has gotten us to the answer of how to get back to where we belong: the first control room console makes it easy to find the thumbnail of your world, and, when selected, it automatically brings you to twenty two days from moment you were kidnapped from. It's easy to see an image where you should be there and aren't, and simply select it. The program confirms that you'd like to initiate the transport process, and directs you to stand on the glowing platform; have someone hit the button to shut the process down, or it will time itself out in five minutes.

Is the moment you were brought from not good enough? What about the rewards you were promised? It seems as though specifying those offers or threads isn't quite possible, but the console has two options, each manipulable independently of each other: you can control the date and time, allowing yourself to return as though you hadn't been kidnapped at all. You can also use a slider at the bottom to control the quality of the universe you're brought back to, sliding from the carrot to the stick side: A world where everything that possibly could have gone right for you and those you'd want it for does, where every choice and chance resolves in your favor...or one where there isn't a single moment that isn't conspiring to work against you.

It should be that simple, but...none of those are your universes. Trying to go to any universe but the one marked for you, and/or at any point but that three-week span you've been gone, prompts a warning message about a duplicate version of anyone belonging to that world. It asks if you'd like to proceed, and warns you once more by giving names of potential "doppelgangers"—but will not stop you from stepping onto the platform as it twinkles blue light, regardless. Is improvement worth interfering, maybe destroying, the life of another you?

That choice is up to you. For the first time in a long time, these choices are yours.

It's over. Happy graduation day.]
purrtagonist: (let me check if my Paladin Oath)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I'm glad you and I think alike when it comes to this topic.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (come to butthead)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's natural. Manifest destiny. You have no choice but to claim what's rightfully yours.
purrtagonist: (can everyone stop overreacting?)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I never thought about it like that, but that's because when you call it "manifest destiny" you make it sound like I'm trying to take over the whole cafe.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (hm?)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's important to have long-term goals. Otherwise, you can end up wasting time inadvertently.
purrtagonist: (My corpse is worth at least three of you)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
True. But that isn't one of my long-term goals.

The cafe is currently under great management, anyway. I have no reason to oust the owner.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (legally could I marry a dragon though)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have have to encourage someone to take a header from the 40th storey just to inherit their job. Waiting for retirement is also a possibility, whether or not coffee is part of your desired career path.
purrtagonist: and later I feel bad about it (that means I do evil shit)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[another laugh, and Akira shakes his head]

No. It's a little too. . . quiet, for me.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (hello ladies)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not going to become a celebrity chef? Traveling the country cursing them out for inferior brews?
purrtagonist: (Can I sneak attack a jug?)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
As tempting as the idea is, I'm afraid I was pretty serious when I told you I had an interest in politics.

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It won't hurt having some decent politicians in this country. ...Be careful, you'll need to look out for the likes of me dragging you down.
purrtagonist: (Can I insight check this pumpkin)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[a sharp smile]

And here I was hoping we might be able to work towards the same cause.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (playing your game)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[serious]

I'm sure there're plenty of efforts you might sponsor that major corporations would be happy to get behind. Just remember nothing comes for free. Make sure the cost is something you're willing to pay.
purrtagonist: (How do you kill a sword)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[aha]

You remember what I said when we first met, don't you?

I don't do anything for free. Which means I don't expect to receive anything for free, either.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (so you wanna be a master of)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[he nods, approving]

You know it won't be easier just because you know what you're doing. It just means you'll be considered more of a threat. Take care...businessmen can be worse vipers than the yakuza. I should know.
purrtagonist: just because you died (You don’t get a refund)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I know that, too.

[he's seen it. first hand]

. . . I'll probably get angry a lot. There will be days where I'll wonder why I even wanted to do it in the first place.

[the underhanded tactics some politicians use, the schmoozing, the dancing around the truth, all of it will make his blood boil]

But I'll persevere. No matter what.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (I'll build a space elevator if I want!)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-10 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I know. Your world's lucky.
purrtagonist: Even if they turn into an apple (It’s not ok to eat people)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-10 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I--

[. . .]

. . . thanks. It's too bad you can't come visit it sometime.
purrtagonist: (can we rent your dog)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-- yeah.

The teleporter is probably a one way trip, right?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (who died and made YOU pharaoh?)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably not set up to open remotely, no.

You'd...actually want a visit?
purrtagonist: (A dead body explodes out of your pocket)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-12 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[blinks]

Of course. We're friends, right?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (sky's the limit)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-02-13 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

[shifts a bit]

Well...let's see what happens. Don't change your number for a while.
purrtagonist: Even if they turn into an apple (It’s not ok to eat people)

[personal profile] purrtagonist 2018-02-14 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't plan on it.

[a nod]

Good luck, though. With whatever is next for you.

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