Nope's Peak Academy

[You went to sleep like normal — in your bed, perhaps, or someone else's, or maybe in class, or maybe you're lying face down in a gutter, or maybe you're straight up dead, I don't know your life. But however it happened, you regain consciousness in an unfamiliar bed, in a tidy little dorm room. Here, you'll find some changes of clothes in your size (although they may or may not be in your style) and a personal item from home (nothing dangerous or magical). As you're getting your bearings, a voice rings out through the intercom:]

GOOOOD MORNING, YOU BASTARDS!

[A pause. Then, slightly more muffled:]

Can we do it like that? Is that trademark infringement?

[Two voices whisper unintelligibly, and then the first comes back.]

UHHH HEY. WHAT'S UP. HOW'S IT GOIN', GUYS?

[There is a pause before it continues, now sounding extremely uncertain:]

Anyway, we don't have everything ready yet, so don't kill each other! Absolutely NO MURDERING will be permitted! Go, uhh... join a school club! Yeah, do that!

[If you go to the gym, you'll find a bunch of empty booths with the materials for a variety of random and sometimes bizarre student clubs, as well as some blanks that come with crayons in case you want to make your own materials. Meanwhile, there are a pair of stuffed raccoons wandering around like they own the place. Maybe they can tell you more!))

((TEST DRIVE! The setting is here. These threads will carry over to the real game, with any dropped or swapped out characters having been sent home by the raccoons.))