Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[thickandchunky]

[Ike's answer to that is a shrug.]

Two things I'm not good at.

[slice_of_life]

Aaaah!

[She jumps a mile as she turns around.]

...Are y-you saying... that's happened to you?

[purrtagonist]

No, but one of them did call himself my "papa."

[air quotes and everything]

[aria_ardeinae]

[ Here he is, the White Prince of Serenes, looking about as ruffled as a birdman can get. It's very ruffled. He's taking up twice as much space as he usually does, wings spread out and fluffed to the maximum because he's irritated and a little bit scared and is thus communicating I'M BIG, FUCK OFF to the world at large. ]

Ridiculous! As if I have nothing better to do with my life than put my virtue on the line for the entertainment of deviant rodents!

[ He's going to be pacing around ranting in this vein for a while. He's physically weak in many areas, but he's got a good set of lungs. When was the last time he took a breath?? ]

[flamingprick]

Well that depends on if the right guys are here this time. I dunno how to make a bomb.

[fightingoverdose]

[shrugs]

Things happen. But I guess they don't happen here, so you don't gotta worry, see?

[helptilistop]

[ Wait, what? He totally thought it was a safe. ]

Hold on, you're saying this is the exit?

...Well, now that's just tacky. No sense for design at all!

[flamingprick]

[top 10 anime betrayals]

[loveisanopenseal]

I'd like to learn much more.

[slice_of_life]

...Sayori?

[She lets out a nervous laugh of relief, smiling]

Oh, thank goodness! I was... afraid I wouldn't see even one familiar face.

[purrtagonist]

Of course not. For starters, one should be given the opportunity to say no.

[casually scrollin' scrollin' through the tablet as he talks, yup]

[artisticliberty]

Where am I? And what exactly is meant by... 'daddy kink'?

[this pretty noodle guy is picking up his tablet and really hoping it will explain one or both of those questions]

[tsunderine]

I don't know anything about popularity since I'm not aware of these types of games back home, but-- can you tell me what happened in the last one you were in? Maybe that might help us out now.

[liftoft]

W-Woah! You don't gotta worry!

[justpure]

... Duly noted.

[Kiyo can be his own creepy uncle, tho.]

Now, let me make this clear. You brought everyone here for romantic purposes? This is a rather odd social experiment.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Tatsuya reaches into his jacket, pulling out a zippo lighter and flicking it idly open and shut. ]

Me neither. At least, not in practice.

[flamingprick]

['daddy kink'

'romance and passion'

'papa']

Akira, this is very serious.

[He claps a hand down on Akira's shoulder in a very serious manner. Like he's about to say something that could change everything]

I think we might be stuck in a shitty fetish porno game.

[chinhotta]

About daddy kink?

[tsunderine]

Ah, you don't know what a 'daddy kink' is? Do you want me to teach you...?

[ Rin is smiling, but it's the kind of smile that looks almost dangerous. ]

[helptilistop]

Psh, nahhhh. I'm totally not smart enough to pull off something like that. 'Sides, it's more fun to win the prize fair and square, right?

[redcarnation]

Oh.

Isuke knows all kinds of things, but probably shouldn't be trusted with explosives. They're inelegant after all, so my experience is limited.

Time to survey the others then~

[chincoola]

Heck if I know. But the good news is, we're all about makin' love, not murder.

[justpure]

Natural weapons-

[Wait- THAT MAN IS NOW A BIRD?]

[Korekiyo is now staring at this strange transformation that only happens in fairy tales and mythology WHAT SORT OF PLACE IS THIS]

[purrtagonist]

[claps his hands on Rin's shoulders in return, staring right at him, expression serious]

I don't know if that's better or worse than a survival-horror murder game.

[bestmothercat]

Ever had any of those in your life~?