Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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Comments

[lefthandpath]

Ah... did my hair confuse someone again?

That's right. I'm sixteen.

[flamingprick]

Yeah, it's not normally grey like that. Did you go grey young? I think Dad did too, he's been grey since I was a baby.

[But hey, he's sixteen! The same age as Rin!]

[lefthandpath]

Well... it's. Actually white.

[he's just. filthy...]

[flamingprick]

[Dude.]

So you're from the mysterious world where there's no working showers. Got it.

[lefthandpath]

... it's a bit more complicated that that. We do actually have running water. I'm just not... a very fortunate individual.

[flamingprick]

Well guess what: you're fortune's changing because this place has a free, working shower for everyone. It probably had a bunch of food too, though it was all ingredients last time so I'll probably end up cooking for everyone again.

[lefthandpath]

[... I'M SORRY WERE YOU TALKING? THE MOMENT THE WORD "FREE" CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, HE ONLY HEARD "SHOWER" AND "BUNCH OF FOOD".

and that demonic growl?

is his stomach.

HE IS FUCKING STARVING, RIN. PLS.]

[flamingprick]

[Well this is quite the turn of events. Though really, Rin should have expected it, Allen looks so tiny.]

Uh.

If you're hungry, I could make you something I guess?

[Look he won't let anyone go hungry, he's not that cruel.]

[lefthandpath]

[he is a walking skeleton of a 5'8" teenager pls feed him]

Ah... that would be. Appreciated.

[when you're reminded how hungry you are and if you weren't Allen Walker, you'd probably faint.]

[flamingprick]

[Allen you need to not faint like that.

But ok let's go off to the kitchen to make food.]

I gotta warn you, if this is anything like the last game, the foodstuff isn't gonna be that high of quality.

[lefthandpath]

[FEED ME, SEYMORE RIN.]

I don't care about things like that. It's quantity!

[flamingprick]

You gotta have some quality, or else you won't be able to stand the food long enough to eat it all.

[lefthandpath]

[HAND GOES ONTO RIN'S SHOULDER.]

... I assure you. Me not eating food is an impossibility.

[flamingprick]

[Oh my god what even is this guy]

Then I guess I'll have to make sure you don't get food poisoning.

[lefthandpath]

[A STARVING BEAST.]

That won't happen, either.

[IRON STOMACH.]

[flamingprick]

[YEAH SURE IRON STOMACH

but anyway let's go to the kitchen for cooking adventures! Wow this sure is familiar to Rin, he navigates his way around the kitchen easily. With all these veggies he can make a good stir fry at least.

Is one pan of stir fry enough for the bottomless pit that is Allen?]

[lefthandpath]

[ABSOLSUTELY NOT but also he's aware there might be a ration situation and thus HE WILL MAKE DUE WITH WHAT HE CAN GET.]