Trash Squad Day 1 - GAME START

[chinhotta]

[ Maybe you were going about your business and blacked out, maybe you were dead. Either way, when you come to, you are in what looks like the entrance hall to a school, except for the very well secured front door. Before you can really get your bearings, a voice rings out on an the intercom. ]

Welcome, kiddos! —How does that sound? 'Kiddos'? Too daddy kink? Eh, let's go with it for now. Anyway, welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime chance at romance and passion, with fabulous prizes! Find love beyond the boundaries of time and space! Original concept, do not steal.

Pick up your tablets and get settled in! A little later today, we'll have our first heart-pounding get-to-know-you event!

—Oh, also, no violence allowed! I know some of you kids are into the murder thing, but that's not the kind of game we're running here.

[ In fact, there are several boxes of electronic tablets around the room. When you pick one up, it displays the gameplay and rules.]

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[purrtagonist]

I'm on good terms with Satanael.

[SAID. . . SO BLANDLY]

[assent]

[ The only problem she isn't sure whether to believe him this time or if she's even correct about what he's referring to. It is "Satan"eal though, so... ]

Satanael?

[purrtagonist]

[I MEAN HE IS ONLY. . . HALF LYING. . . still Sonia doesn't deserve this]

The demon who rebelled against a god. [a pause] And won.

[gotta add that last part]

[assent]

[ All she wanted was to see some dark magic in action, stop this. ]

Does that mean you have been to hell, also?

[ I mean even in Island mode she has to have heard Gundam talk about this. ]

[purrtagonist]

No, I haven't. Although I do hear that hell has a great coffee shop.

[STOP THIS!!!]

[assent]

A-Ah! [ Some of the same excitement as before it starting to come back now. ] If only we could see for ourselves. That sounds splendid.

[ This is too much ]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . she's weird but he kind of digs it]

It might be for the best. No coffee is worth dealing with eternal torture.

[or, like. whatever happens in hell]

[assent]

I suppose that is true. There would not be anything like a visitor's pass like to a museum, would there?

[ She's from a weird place, it makes sense tbh. ]

[purrtagonist]

Doubtful.

We'd have to disguise ourselves as the locals and sneak in the back way.

[AKIRA DOES WEIRD EXTREMELY WELL]

[assent]

[ That sounds surprisingly fun???? Definitely below her station, but with a diguise does it even matter. ]

I would like to give it a shot! [ sTOP ] I'm sure if we combined our efforts, it would be no problemo!

[purrtagonist]

[no one is ever above disguising and sneaking into places like it's a Mission Impossible film!!]

[anyway, just. gives a thumbs up]

I'll let you know if I ever manage to find the gate to hell.

[assent]

[ Princesses are supposed to behave better than that, okay!! ]

I would be very grateful if you did. Oh--! [ She stops suddenly, surprised again with her hand flying to her mouth. ] Please forgive me, I forgot to introduce myself.

[ With that said, she straightens herself up again, giving him a smaller smile this time. ] My name is Sonia Nevermind, Princess of the Kingdom of Novoselic. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[ How rehearsed is this line by now jfc ]

[purrtagonist]

[be a rebel princes!!]

[also that introduction seems incredibly rehearsed, and he arches a brow. royalty. . .]

Akira Kurusu. Average high school student.

[NO FANCY TITLES FOR HIM]

You can just call me Akira, though.

[assent]

[ Royalty indeed. ]

Of course. You may call me "Sonia" in return, in that case.

[ At least she isn't calling herself the Ultimate Princess as well, that would be confusing when anyone actually checks her profile later. ]

[purrtagonist]

[just as confusing when people look for his profile and mistake him for the ULTIMATE CRYBABY]

[not that Ultimate Executioner is much better]

Deal. It's nice to meet you too, Sonia.

[assent]

[ This is what you get for having an edgy name as well, pls.

At least Executioner would be more up her street. (aka another round of Why is she like this) ]

Hmm, actually... with introductions complete, may I ask why you were really staring at that door if you are not able to shoot lasers or set off explosives?

[purrtagonist]

[ah. . . well, that melts away his dryly humorous demeanor. he gives a sigh]

It's a familiar sight, that's all. One I didn't think I'd see again.

[assent]

I see, so it is something similar to what you have seen before?

[ She looks at it with a frown, the weaponry concerns her but she won't bring up why at the moment. ]

[purrtagonist]

[it concerns him too. BELIEVE HIM]

Not just similar.

It's exactly the same. I've been in this exact same school before.

[assent]

I see. I heard from someone else something about that, though not in too much detail.

[ She's being way too calm despite that though, still smiling. Being royalty has its downsides in that you can be kidnapped for political leverage, after all. It's worse than this situation. ]

If you do not wish to speak about it I understand, but I am willing to listen if you would like.

[purrtagonist]

[. . . he sighs. no point in keeping it a secret. the others have already spoken at length about the murder raccoon part of this game, so he might as well]

Let's just say that round one of this game was a little less. . . [eeeeh wags his hand back and forth in a so-so gesture] Friendly?

[assent]

That is what I heard, yes. [ She sighs as well. ] There may be guns at the door, but they are not against our head at this moment in time. If it comes to it, I will do whatever I can to ensure everyone's safety. You all may not be my people, but it is something that is required of me.

[ Not really but apparently it's happening anyway. ]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . kind of charming. he admires that attitude, actually]

[except for one part]

"Required." Because of your station as a princess?

[assent]

[ Well this version of her hasn't lived through a killing game, so it's easier to be upbeat about this. ]

I suppose putting it like that makes it seem as though I do not have a choice, yes? That is not the case, I assure you. I am more than happy to do my part, requirement, or no.

[purrtagonist]

[that makes one of them who didn't live through a killing game]

[also, that's a satisfying response. so he nods]

Good way to think about it.

And I can promise you, I'll also do whatever it takes to make sure everyone here gets home-- safe and sound.

[she can't see it because he's keeping his composure, but a part of him flinches when he says those words. curious!!]