Day 5, afternoon

[pandatreasure]

[SO HEY, THIS MORNING WAS SUPER COOL, HUH??? EASTER EGG HUNT, BODY PARTS, TOO MANY LEGS, SUPER FUN, RIGHT????

and the fun don't stop here at Nope's Peak Academy, because once that announcement has gone off and everyone's had a couple of minutes to...pretend to catch their bearings and deal with the fact that all of the body parts are gone except for the major award leg lamp Ichigo's stuck holding, there are more announcements to come.]

As of now, you have the rest of today and tomorrow to figure out who to punish for the murder of Sigma Klim! You should double check your rules page if you forget what that entails. Or if you didn't! Nyehehehe.

[And there's something new on that rules page, too, for those who take a minute to check.]

You can vote whenever you want, but make sure to do it, okay? It's going to be a problem if you refuse to vote at all, nyehehehehe!

[When the characters open up their tablet again, laborious instructions will guide them through getting to the voting app and using it; both names and pictures are showcased. Votes can be changed at any time, and there's a countdown at the top of the app for how long until votes are due.]

Good luck, everyone, nyehehe!

Comments

[pandatrash]

[Tycoon, who still has blood in his fur, stands up on top of a chair and shouts:]

Hey dumbasses, I'm bored! So just for the hell of it, each one of you can ask me one question apiece, and I'll answer it with the truth!

[cluelesscavewoman]

Tycoon-sensei. [She raises a hand, then asks.]

Who killed him?

[Yup, that's what she's asking.]

[pandatrash]

It was one of you!

[cluelesscavewoman]

...Jud...Thank you.

[She tried]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . HE HAS SERIOUS DOUBTS ABOUT THE VALIDITY OF THIS AFTER THE WAY FUTAYO'S QUESTION WAS ANSWERED. . .]

[but]

[here we go, there are some 27 people still left alive, that's 27 questions and at least one of htem has to be good right?]

Who among us didn't "make a friend" last night?

[pandatrash]

The victim, the killer, and one other person.

[very_good_end]

Good. You can clear up some confusion.

Did you tamper with, alter, or otherwise remove and replace the duct-tape seal I put on Jack Wolcott's door?

[pandatrash]

Nope!

[piertotumlocomotor]

If someone commits suicide, what would you and the other raccoon do?

[May as well ask]

[pandatrash]

Hmm, I dunno yet! We'd deal with that on a case-by-case basis, probably!

[very_good_end]

...Are you growing tired of this mortal coil, Miss McGonagall?

[insurgeont]

What proof do we have that the incentives you have given are anything more than empty promises?

[pandatrash]

Mmm... what would we have to do to prove it to you?

[cw_suicide]

Which clue would you say would be the most useful in getting us to the truth of last night's killing?

[pandatrash]

The alibis.

[theyregooddogs]

What was the murder weapon?

[pandatrash]

We went through a lot of work to hide that, so I'm not going to tell you.

[eternalballad]

Tell me:

In what room was the victim killed?

[pandatrash]

The bathroom!

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Do you really intend to let a non-zero number of us live at the end of all this?

[pandatrash]

Yes! Rules are for everybody. We gotta follow 'em, too.

[worldcup]

[ after this brief conversation: ]

Hey, was Sigma the one that wrote the message on his tablet?

[pandatrash]

Uhhhmmm...

[yelling for his sister now]

Hey, Raquelle! Was Sigma the one that wrote the message on his tablet?

[suppressthedark]

...Is the killer male or female?

[Let's see how this goes...]

[pandatrash]

That's suuuuuch a cheap one! But fine, just this once: He's male.