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randangonpa2017-12-27 03:53 pm
pandatrash) wrote in randangonpa2017-12-27 03:53 pm
Day 9 - THANKSGARBAGE
[Did you have a good Trashmas? If you kept any of the gifts that you were given, you will find that the raccoons placed a single poop somewhere in your room. Let us not dwell on the origins of said poop. This is the only punishment for failing to regift your Trashmas gifts.]
[Today's morning announcements are as follows:]
Did you know that after Trashmas, which we regret not calling Shitscram, there's another sacred raccoon holiday? That's right, today is Thanksgarbage! It's the day you cook a big, huge, giant, enormous, humungous feast and we eat all the trash!
[OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER ENSUES]
It would be totally fucked up to have a killing night after Thanksgarbage, so we're not gonna! Everybody can enjoy food comas in peace! Especially us!
[Should you venture to the kitchen, you'll find it's suddenly stocked with a wide variety of ingredients for all sorts of fall foods; not just the American Thanksgiving and/or pumpkin spice fare, but Japanese ones as well, such as eggplants, persimmons, nashi, kobocha, chestnuts, Japanese sweet potatoes, and everything you need to make oden.]
((Game nav
Recyclr
Trust sheets - these aren't due until Sunday, but the sheet is available to fill out at your leisure. Remember that Sunday itself is NYE))
[Today's morning announcements are as follows:]
Did you know that after Trashmas, which we regret not calling Shitscram, there's another sacred raccoon holiday? That's right, today is Thanksgarbage! It's the day you cook a big, huge, giant, enormous, humungous feast and we eat all the trash!
[OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER ENSUES]
It would be totally fucked up to have a killing night after Thanksgarbage, so we're not gonna! Everybody can enjoy food comas in peace! Especially us!
[Should you venture to the kitchen, you'll find it's suddenly stocked with a wide variety of ingredients for all sorts of fall foods; not just the American Thanksgiving and/or pumpkin spice fare, but Japanese ones as well, such as eggplants, persimmons, nashi, kobocha, chestnuts, Japanese sweet potatoes, and everything you need to make oden.]
((Game nav
Recyclr
Trust sheets - these aren't due until Sunday, but the sheet is available to fill out at your leisure. Remember that Sunday itself is NYE))
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fortunately it's one of those squishy foam ones like you use for dodge ball but she's got a good arm]
—Shoot! Sorry!
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No, don't apologize - I was the one who snuck up on you.
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[necessary theatrics out of the way,]
Anyway, you were saying something?
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[That's said dryly, but -]
The orange balls with the black lines on them are the basketballs.
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[She chuckles, pleased with herself, but picks up one of the basketballs after a moment of inspecting her pile and holds it under her arm, surprisingly natural-looking for someone who had no idea which one was which?]
Cool, thanks. ...Now what?
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[Points towards a basketball hoop! Better take this slow, right]
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and she walks to stand just outside the doorway of the closet, throws the ball into the air, and watches as it flawlessly swishes through the basket and bounces across the floor.]
All right, I think I'm starting to understand.
[is she, though]