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pandatrash ([personal profile] pandatrash) wrote in [community profile] randangonpa2017-12-30 02:16 pm

Day 10 - NEW FEAR'S EVE

THREE! TWO! ONE! HAPPPPPY NEW FEAR!

This is the last raccoon holiday for a while, so if you'd like a vacation from this murder game before the KILLING NIGHT, check your tablets! We'll even let you leave the campus, so you'd better praise our generosity!

[There's a new app on the tablets that cannot be removed. It will only activate when you are alone in your room, but click the cute carrot icon and you'll be given a simple prompt: "TAKE A VACATION?" with yes/no prompts. If you click "no," nothing happens; the app simply closes, ready for you to click on it again. But if you choose "yes," you'll become a bit lightheaded, and the next thing you know, you'll be back home. But not just any home: The home in which your murder carrot(s) (the best one, the newest one, or maybe even both of them? It's up to player discretion) has already been made reality. You'll be there for a full three hours before you're brought back to Nope's Peak, holding the tablet as if you never left. After that, the app will only say, "You know what to do."]

By the way, if it ain't obvious, that killing night is tonight! If you're thinking about doing a murder, rest assured: We will NOT let the dead mess up a trial like that again!

[In other news, the science lab has been restocked, and the raccoons made a HUGE mess eating out of the kitchen trash, like worse than usual.]

((Game nav
Day 10 Recyclr
Vacation time!
Trust sheets - get those submitted by tomorrow evening!))
blueeyeswaifudragon: (legally could I marry a dragon though)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's true... I could even rent a truck and bulldoze right through... Mokuba would probably like that.
theyregooddogs: (pale blind driver)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you don't need to collect insurance money, that is another option. If the owner is found in fault, there's no payout.
Edited 2018-01-01 01:40 (UTC)
blueeyeswaifudragon: (fuck capri suns)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'd happily pay the money to have it gone. It's probably insured for some obscene amount of money anyway, and bankrupting some insurance company is just the press I need after setting my father's house on fire.
theyregooddogs: (you still flowered in songs)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
So, you haven't gotten rid of it yet, because you never thought about just demolishing it?
blueeyeswaifudragon: (timmy--in the well?)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Think of all the people who would love to do something to their homes but never had the time to get to it. Now, think of that times twelve, because I am an extremely busy man who does not have the time to deal with the logistics of figuring out how to dispose of a Broadway showtunes memorabilia collection while prepping for the fifteen shareholder meetings ahead of the fall product launch.

[he throws the ball again]

Are you trying to psychoanalyze me with all these questions?
theyregooddogs: (luckless slinger)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[rubbing his face while grinning at that tirade, obscuring the smile, then dropping his hand with a sigh]

Yes, but not intentionally. Force of habit, coping mechanism, avoidance— Your pick.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (so you wanna be a master of)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you learned to do in the academy?
theyregooddogs: (the song bird rose.)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, I learned that in graduate school. Police academy is focused on your spontaneous responses and having a good grasp of the law.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (hm?)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Have you been part of Team Detective this whole time and I hadn't noticed?
theyregooddogs: (and in you everything sank!)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to have to define what it means to be part of Team Detective. My profile says I'm retired FBI, so it's not a secret.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (who needs friends I've got money)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[he waves a hand like someone who can't be bothered to read that shit, or at least as someone who only remembers details when they're about games or fictional scaly creatures]

It just seems like there's a lot of detectives here, be they named or claimed. Of course, not one of them seems any closer to solving the case.
theyregooddogs: (sadness stunned you)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
They wanted to bother a particular set of people in a particular way. Sorry that we're not living up to your expectations.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (fuck capri suns)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
[clenches a fist into the towel, but in a rare showing of acting like an adult, he doesn't snap out some rude response. grinding his jaw instead.]

Playing through this "game" until it ends on their terms is time-consuming and life-consuming. It's not strange to want to find some way to cut those short.
theyregooddogs: (in you everything sank—!)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
But there is a way to cut it short. —I'm glad you aren't tempted to take it, though.
blueeyeswaifudragon: (dot dot dot)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

[scratches Baxter's tum-tum, what a good, good boy, yes he is]
theyregooddogs: (oh deserted one!)

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-01-01 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[going to sip on his coffee while Baxter wriggles, Everything is Fine™]
Edited 2018-01-01 10:19 (UTC)
blueeyeswaifudragon: (my sweet baby)

[personal profile] blueeyeswaifudragon 2018-01-01 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
[yes, yes, a wiggly buddy whose ears are VERY soft, and look at that waggly tail! he will need so many pets]