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randangonpa2018-01-21 12:50 pm
pandatrash) wrote in randangonpa2018-01-21 12:50 pm
Day 18
[Only 13 remain, and the killing night is coming.]
[The tablet has a few things it would like to tell you:
1. Since the snitch already let the cat out of the bag, we'll confirm that Akira Kurusu's prize will be granted at the end of the game. He had a special deal because we thought it would be hilarious if he killed somebody (we were right)! So when all this is over, we'll bring everybody back to life and send them wherever they ask to go.
2. But, hmm, we didn't really mention how we'd bring them back, did we? Or in what state? Or how many legs they would have? Might still be worth your while to live to the end! Just sayin'!
3. Also, that sweet deal is no longer up for grabs: If you want your carrot, you have to kill AND you have to avoid the following execution.
4. But don't worry! We'll remove sticks for anyone who kills OR dies OR makes six friends, without further conditions. We're so generous!
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[The tablet has a few things it would like to tell you:
1. Since the snitch already let the cat out of the bag, we'll confirm that Akira Kurusu's prize will be granted at the end of the game. He had a special deal because we thought it would be hilarious if he killed somebody (we were right)! So when all this is over, we'll bring everybody back to life and send them wherever they ask to go.
2. But, hmm, we didn't really mention how we'd bring them back, did we? Or in what state? Or how many legs they would have? Might still be worth your while to live to the end! Just sayin'!
3. Also, that sweet deal is no longer up for grabs: If you want your carrot, you have to kill AND you have to avoid the following execution.
4. But don't worry! We'll remove sticks for anyone who kills OR dies OR makes six friends, without further conditions. We're so generous!
((Trust Sheets - 1/23, 6pm PST
Recyclr
Shrine offerings
Game nav
Private Posts
ANNOUNCEMENT))
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[for clues, of course]
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there isn't anything unusual or out of place about the leg, though, besides its entire existence]
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The puzzle was given to us on a green background. It may be enough to simply take this to the door on the fifth floor. Failing that, there are scalpels in the nurse's office.
[ He certainly won't relish cutting this thing open but you gotta do what you gotta do? ]
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other than that, no external signs of puzzle helpfulness]
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Fine, let's try it.
[pause. ughhh getting it upstairs means touching it. maybe glaring at it long enough will make sigma walk himself upstairs???]
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He will also stop by the nurse's office on the way up to grab a scalpel, just in case they need it; please god let them not need it. ]
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[he'll bring whatever other useful thing like, gloves or water]
So it shouldn't matter where on the fifth floor?
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[ The big-ass door with its two keyholes and doggy door, the latter of which has a green outline. Ulaz crouches down and prods the doggy door with the major award. COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THIS SIMPLE??? ]
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are...are you gonna do the thing..........]
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but it isn't, so, well. yolo. Let's open that door up and. Stick. The leg in there. ]
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you hear that, my dudes
that is the oh-so satisfying noise of the major award, which fits perfectly at the widest point of its lampshade through the doggie door, being devoured by the garbage disposal in the door.
it goes slowly enough that there is surprisingly minimal blood splatter involved, and thank fucking god! but it also goes slowly enough that you gotta like...feed...the leg...into the thing.......and just watch that get cut to fucking bits. there...it goes.......... we will remember ye fondly.
when the leg is completely c o n s u m e d, the door shuts, and makes a satisfying click noise as it locks itself in place. any attempts to open it back up will fail; it's sealed shut.]
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I feel like the real logic puzzle is why we didn't just do this in the first place.
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[ right, well ]
Only the blue key is left now.
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