DAY 20 RESULTS

[pandatrash]

SIIIINGLE EXECUTIOONNNNN!!

Huh... somehow that doesn't have the same impact. Anyway, congratulations, bitches! You got one of the killers!

Kaiba: 3
Ulaz: 5

Stay tuned for Ulaz's home-cooked Earth-style execution! GEH-HEH-HEH!

Comments

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Alright. That's acceptable.

[finding edible things is gonna be up to her though since kaiba hasn't eaten anything other than eggos and flintstone vitamins the whole time]

[afailedmurder]

[welp]

Yes, that's what I thought.

[loveandwillpower]

[B U T T

Kaiba always knows just what to say. Minako doesn't exactly say anything back because she's cackling at her own joke ]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[taking a sip placidly]

So? Did you want a pony?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[well, laughter is a fart from god or whatever, so yuk it up. kaiba does not laugh but doesn't look disapproving either, he mostly just looks like he's trying not to look awkward]

So, crazy stuff today, huh.

[maege]

"Acceptable"—Whatever, I'll take it.

[first of all, Kaiba, why, second of all Mae doesn't actually make significantly better food decisions because she makes a beeline for the freezer, gasps, and all but throws a tub of ice cream onto the counter.]

Yeesssss, they restocked! Please don't be full of worms.

[afailedmurder]

[deadpan:]

Yes.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[because food is a hassle, plus he likes that orange-color flavor]

Worm ice cream would be high in low-cost proteins. That's where the future lies.

[maege]

No. No. This stuff is so good, and I can't get it at home, and you are not ruining it for me.

[peeeeks under the ice cream tub lid and cheerfully tears it right off when it is, in fact, not full of worms, but instead is wormless neapolitan flavor]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Unfortunately both my funds and my stables are inaccessible at present, so you'll just have to make do with the world of imagination.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[look man, it'd be good for body-builders and others watching their protein intake]

Could be crickets, they grow fast and give you a nice texture, too.

[maege]

I already regret my vote.

[slams some bowls and spoons on the table with SUCH INDIGNATION]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[rudely looks more pleased than offended]

Can you honestly say it'd be so terrible? You've never tried it, have you?

[maege]

I'm not a lizard! I'll die before I try eating a cricket, and if you see it happening, my soul's probably been sacrificed to Duma and you can and should just kill me.

[takes a spoonful of chocolate ice cream right from the tub, inspects it like she's worried there's gonna be a cricket in it, and puts it right in her mouth instead of using the damn bowls she got out]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[it's your day, you deserve it]

You've probably already eaten a few without knowing it. And with what they're serving us here, who in the hell even knows?

[maege]

Eeeewwww! [waves the spoon at him threateningly?!?!] No, stop it, this might just be my last chance to eat this stuff, you are not ruining my appetite. Shut it.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Maybe I'm just trying to whet it by alerting you to some new taste sensations.

[somehow he's mostly kept a straight face]

[afailedmurder]

[put-upon sigh]

I see. Just like always.

[maege]

I can't live like this.

[and just, throws the spoon she hasn't been eating with right at him]

[afailedmurder]

You're not even going to let him out? You're a stubborn man, Will Graham, involving poor little Baxter in this!

[saying "Baxter" loud and clear, gotta make sure he hears his name]

Well! If either of you need me, I'm sure you can figure out where to find me.

[theyregooddogs]

[scratch, scratch! . . . sharp Will noise and an audible sigh but still not answering]

[afailedmurder]

[walks off whistling, the puppy torment equivalent of a mic drop]

[theyregooddogs]

[you're a monster]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[catches it and laughs like the badass villain rival he is!!!]

[...though only for like one text box-worth of wa-hahas since he doesn't actually want her to kick his ass]

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Your lack of regard for the coffee needs of the living is a greater sin than anything else, for what it's worth.