DAY 20 RESULTS

[pandatrash]

SIIIINGLE EXECUTIOONNNNN!!

Huh... somehow that doesn't have the same impact. Anyway, congratulations, bitches! You got one of the killers!

Kaiba: 3
Ulaz: 5

Stay tuned for Ulaz's home-cooked Earth-style execution! GEH-HEH-HEH!

Comments

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[calmly stirs more sanka into his cup]

...

[afailedmurder]

[welp]

Yes, that's what I thought.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[taking a sip placidly]

So? Did you want a pony?

[afailedmurder]

[deadpan:]

Yes.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Unfortunately both my funds and my stables are inaccessible at present, so you'll just have to make do with the world of imagination.

[afailedmurder]

[put-upon sigh]

I see. Just like always.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Your lack of regard for the coffee needs of the living is a greater sin than anything else, for what it's worth.

[afailedmurder]

One day of instant won't kill us...

Or so I told myself, but nothing would kill him at this point.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

A day of instant wouldn't have killed him, not a second time, and self-sacrifice doesn't suit you anyway. ...You could've at least saved some beans for a pourover.

[afailedmurder]

Either all this is over tomorrow and I've made one last parting gesture between friends before we go our separate ways... or it isn't, and I'll be joining him shortly. So I don't regret sending him the coffeemaker.

...Although I can't deny that you're right about the beans.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I am most certainly right about the beans. And I thought you two knew each other from before. You could've kept the coffeemaker and sent a nice card once you got back.

[afailedmurder]

We do, but I'm not going back there.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[raises an eyebrow]

Throwing it all away for "love"?

[afailedmurder]

That has nothing to do with it. I hate that place with every fiber of my being.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

And you think someplace else will be better?

[afailedmurder]

Oh, I'm sure everywhere is terrible. But at least it won't be personal.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

[shrugs]

If it's that big of a deal. And if they actually hold true to their promise to send us wherever.

[afailedmurder]

[snortlaughs in the way of someone who can't even handle considering the possibility]

If they don't, I might burn down more than just the library next time.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Can you at least make an attempt not to be criminally insane? Isn't having a supposedly significant other supposed to help with that sort of thing? I'm pretty sure there's still some yoga videos in what's left of the library.

[afailedmurder]

I'm fine. That was at least 60% joking.

[handwaves]

Besides, why would having a significant other stop me? Personally, I think that torching a building is an excellent date night activity.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

In theory, some of the hormones excreted during physical contact positively affect mood. I don't really care about the property destruction, but don't try to jump onto the murder train now that it's left the station; you just seem like an old person trying to use kids' slang.

[afailedmurder]

I'm the one who seems like that, Mr. Hormones-Excreted-During-Physical-Contact?

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

I don't have any interest in what the kids say, so long as they are saying it while at a KaibaLand theme park or using a KC-branded Duel Disk.

[afailedmurder]

Are you serious? I legitimately can't tell.

[blueeyeswaifudragon]

Hmph, I forget that you're ignorant of even the most common knowledge. Under my leadership, Kaiba Corporation has shifted from a middling player in the arms business to become one of the leading forces in the entertainment industry. KaibaLand USA is on track to open in the spring.

[he sounds genuinely proud of that beneath the general smarm]