Day 17 - WHODUNNIT?

[pandatrash]

[It's that time again! The Great Detective has been killed, so put those little grey cells to work and find the culprit!]

[Most of the flooding has been stopped as well, though it's uncomfortably damp just about everywhere. Looks like the raccoons only half-assed their cleanup.]

[Speaking of half-assed, where's Tycoon? I mean, broken ones, sure, but has anybody seen him up and about? Looks like you guys might be flying blind this time around...]

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[purrtagonist]

[YOU GUYS. . .]

[. . . also just going to. ignore the fact that's where Erika's head was HAHA. . .]

Was there anything in there when you found it?

[insurgeont]

Not in the oven itself. Minako traveled down it [ ulaz is too big to fit, whomp whomp ] and found that it leads to another elevator that goes up to the fifth floor.

[purrtagonist]

[ooooooh]

That's What she meant when she said the elevator was dumb.

[insurgeont]

It is not the most efficient of systems. [ dumb as hell, he agrees ] But thankfully it is not actually necessary to use it to access the fifth floor now that she has cut the tape blocking the way.

[purrtagonist]

Right. She told me there was a new stairwell leading up, and that there was a door at the top of the stairwell.

I think we need to find us some keys.

[insurgeont]

[ look man

you don't want to know what ulaz went through for the last key

...actually the briefest of grimaces does in fact cross his face at the thought ]

It is possible more riddles will appear next killing night.

[purrtagonist]

[I'm sorry]

Yeah.

[. . .]

But why? Are they trying to lead us towards the exit, or what?

[insurgeont]

It may be nothing more than further zuykrult chases. But there is not much else better to do at night regardless.

[ except maybe kill each other, I GUESS ]

[purrtagonist]

[what the fuck is a zuykrult]

If we really want to get out of here, we need to explore all possible avenues.

[. . .]

Why is Minako calling it the "orgasm key?"

[insurgeont]

[ OK that is definitely a pronounced grimace why this minako why this ]

We found it in a hollow book titled "Mysteries of the Female Orgasm."

[ ...yeah. ]

[purrtagonist]

[ah]

[he sees]

. . . good place to hide a key.

[loveandwillpower]

Who was the one who checked it out again?

[insurgeont]

Those were falsified records.

[purrtagonist]

[YOU GUYS. . .]

I'm not judging, I'm just saying. . .

[insurgeont]

[ THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT HE HAD TO DEAL WITH ALL LAST NIGHT, IT WAS AWFUL ]

Simply put, the entire thing was a farce.

[ at least he got this sweet new machete out of it ]

[purrtagonist]

[congrats on your machete]

There has to be some point to it all.

[insurgeont]

Of course. The raccoons get entertained by it.

[purrtagonist]

[HE CAN'T. . . EVEN DENY THAT. . .]

They're about to be even more entertained, then.

Because I want to know what's behind that door.

[insurgeont]

I also want to know. What do you have in mind?

[purrtagonist]

I know what I'm hoping for: an exit.

But what do I actually think it is? I don't know.

[insurgeont]

An exit would be ideal, but I was asking how you intend to open it.

[purrtagonist]

[ah]

Lockpicks.

[. . .]

Or. . . we could find the keys.

[insurgeont]

[ Lockpicking is sadly not one of Ulaz's ninja skills because Galra don't use the same kind of locks. ]

I do not expect we could find the keys. Not unless you have also found one of these.

[ Ulaz pulls out... a library card with his name on it in an obviously forged-by-the-raccoons signature. OK then. ]

[purrtagonist]

[it's one of Akira's but hey, he remembers the last time he broke into one of the locked rooms in this school]

[Akira arches a brow]

What's the library card for?

[insurgeont]

It was part of the puzzles we solved last night. This is how we knew which book to find the key in.